At first glance, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator feels like it’s daring you to bounce off it. The name alone sounds like an edgy joke stretched a little too far, and the premise which is trading ...

Over the weekend, my brother was telling me about his troubles with the silver prices dramatically dropping. Little did he know, I, too, was having a bit of a fiasco with day-trading. Space Warlord ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Review: SHORT! THAT! BABY! My grandma was sold as an infant in 1936 for $40 (roughly $950 USD in 2025’s economy). Back then, baby buying wasn’t unheard of — and ...

A made $5,000 betting on a baby because a dog/consultant named Chad Shakespeare gave me a tip that his future had about a 79% chance of being positive. Which was good, as the day before I decided to ...

Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.

Indie game developer Strange Scaffold and publisher Frosty Pop have confirmed the release date for their latest title, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. If the name isn't clear enough, this is an ...

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator gets a new trailer and a release date announcement. Watch the latest Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator trailer for the upcoming alien infant stock market sim.

In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren’t monsters. You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing ...